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This Week’s Links We <3

The 10 Most Depressing jobs in America (and yes, of course Bridget’s job is on there). – Gawker

Perez said it right… Icky Icky Poo Poo. – Perez

Yes! Our state finally famous for something other than Mormo’s. We’re also NUMBER ONE in the nation for porn subscriptions! Correlation? Maybe… – Desert News

With Urban Meyer stepping down as coach of Florida and the Denver Bronco’s coach being fired… it’s only a matter of time before Urban and Lord & Savior Tim Tebow share a warm embrace. – Sports Pickle

Seven year old product of the Westboro “church” spewing hate. Disgusting. Yes, these are the people who protested Elizabeth Edward’s funeral. Sick sick sick. – ABC News

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Reason 2,976 to stay out of Provo

Bailey and Bianca,

What is up my homies? I’m still in shock we “survived” another weekend in Vegas (survived is in quotations because my survival is still up for debate…). I have a pretty empty classroom today as my good students are being rewarded by going on a field trip and I’m being punished by having to deal with my naughties. It’s cool, though, we have an agreement today:  I’m going to play on my iPad and ignore them just as long as they work on their Vocabulary PowerPoint and ignore me. So far, so good.

So, I was watching the NEWS last night before bed when this video came on:

One, I’m horrified that this is newsworthy (it’s not news that Provo Girls are marriage hungry, return missionary lovin’, crazy mormos – we all know this). And two, how dead on is this video? I did a little research and found out that they didn’t even need to hire actors or actresses. Turns out, they just went to BYU campus and filmed much like a reality TV show. This is a reality music video.

Girls hanging out in wedding dresses all over campus? Check. Return missionaries with rings ready (without girlfriends)? Yup. Crazy wanna be baby hungry brides chasing bachelors down the street? Happens every day.

This music video should serve as a warning to all life forms out there – STAY OUT OF UTAH COUNTY! You risk baptism, alcohol deprivation and {gasp!} marriage.

Can I move yet?

Somewhere I hear Katy Perry screaming,
Bridget

PS: In all my iPad-ing today I’ve been able to get a lot of online shopping done-zo. I even ordered those sweet ass candy cane shot glass those sassy Cocktails at Tiffany’s girls were talking about! WIN!

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This Week’s Links We <3

Wisconsin man shoots TV over Bristol making it to the finals of Dancing with the Stars and how mama bear’s conservative supporters are beating the  DWTS voting system. It pissed us off, too. – CBSNews & Jezebel

In other Palin news, Willow (age 16) is a crazy racist jerk. Attacks classmates via Facebook. (We wonder where she gets it from…her home life? No, never!) – Huffington Post

Video interview of Will and Kate’s engagement. She is gorgeous, he’s adorable. We love that deep voice of his. – MSNBC

Another Willow’s [Smith] hit “Whip My Hair” is such a sensation even Neil Young (played by Jimmy Fallon) and Bruce Springsteen are doing their own rendition.  –Rolling Stone

Facebook Stalking Can Kill You – Jezebel

Someone who makes fun of Mormos better than we do, who knew? – Seriously Oblessed

Be sure to clarify the kind of dishwashwer you want… – Don’t Even Reply

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