After the Mermaid…

P.P.S. Here’s what happened “after the mermaid.” Yes, Bianca my dear, that’s you, face down, in the peach dress. You successfully took out your two best friends ten feet from the hotel room. In exchange for an ugly bruise on my knee, I snapped a picture. You’re welcome. I’m really surprised you didn’t mess up the nose that Dr. Amir worked so hard to create.

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